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So Rooney made a pledge to United and to Coleen

Then he overheadkicked our way towards nineteen

Berbatov made over twenty, Bebe only two

But all their goals were valued like gold for me and you

Rio may have lost his armband in Capellos team

But for United he never seams to run out of steam

For Giggs this was just another trophy to win

But tell that to Rafael and his smiling twin

There were lots of samba from Evra, Nani and Anderson

And Gary just keep mocking his brother in Everton

Edwin eill hang up his gloves, because he knows when to stop
We say may God bless you, and thanks for leaving at the top

In the FA there are more than one twat

But the again: what, f'ucking what?

We are so sad for how things went, and we are all sorry for that he leaves
But we will always remember you, so thank you for the memories, Hargreavs

They say Carrick, Scholes, Fletcher and Gibson are all the same
But the only thing in common is that they bosses in the middle of the frame

Chelsea now have Anelka, Torres and Drogba
But we don't care, our future is with Morrison and Pogba

Mr. Wenger keeps saying that it is not his fault
But there is no excuse says United fan Usain Bolt

Some throw rotten tomatoes, we shoot little peas
So jus send us all the vegetables in Mexico, please

Maybe next season is for Lindegaard and Obertan
And of course for David Gill and his promising son

Player of the year is Chicarito, the new babyface assassin supersub
But the captain of course is Vidic for his power and his love of for the club

Michael Owen used to big a big Liverpool profile
Now he says "if you can't beat them, join them" with a smile

And next season if we can't score, then what the heck
Just bring back Cleverley, Macheda, Diouf and Welbeck

Back in the autumn he broke both his leg and foot
But now Valencia is back and what an output

Today Old Trafford was the most beautiful scene

So please join me in celebrating number nineteen